Catalina Matalina

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Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Golden Miner
Ogan, Logan, Bogan was her name. (what a shame!)

She had two hairs on the top of her head
One was alive and the other was dead.

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She had two eyes in the front of her head
One was green and the other was red.

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She had two teeth in the front of her mouth
One pointed north and the other pointed south.

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Her nose was so long that when she sneezed
It got caught in between her knees.

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Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat.

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She loved to polish her fingernails
She bought her polish in ten gallon pails.

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The language that she spoke was an awful joke
Her head was made out of solid oak

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Her feet were flat as bathroom mats
I forgot to ask how they got like that.

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